Cannes Lions · Film · Entry submission
“The Rehearsal”
Suitorly — the strengths-first hiring platform
Suitorly ♥
Background

A challenger brand in a category that advertises handshakes.

The brand
Suitorly replaces the CV with a ten-strengths profile and AI agent interviews. Category share of voice: effectively zero.
The brief
Make a hiring platform famous — and make the world feel, in eight seconds, why the old way is absurd.
The constraint
Incumbent job boards outspend us 100:1. We could not buy attention. We had to earn it with a truth.
The insight
“Tell me about yourself”
is the most rehearsed lie in human history.
Every interview on earth opens with it. Every candidate has a script for it. Nobody has ever answered it honestly — because the question rewards performance, not truth. A hiring platform that never asks it has a story the whole world recognises.
The film · 8s + 32s cuts
0–4s
A percussive supercut: every candidate, every fluorescent room, the same rehearsed spiel — cuts accelerating until it hurts.
4–6s
Hard cut to silence. One woman, warm light, caught by a question she has no script for — and the mask drops.
6–8s
Push-in on someone actually being themselves. Super: “We never ask it.” Suitorly ♥
The campaign world

One truth, told everywhere.

The restaurant breakup — hero film
The Great Breakup
Hero film + shredder microsite + breakup letters
CV Breakup Day shredder booth
CV Breakup Day · Feb 14
Shredder booths in 12 cities; the confetti is the CVs
The Hiring Announcements wedding portrait
The Hiring Announcements
Every match announced like a wedding — earned media engine
Plus: retargeted pre-rolls (“We Saw You Apply”), careers-page takeovers, “The Exhibit” museum film, and white-label strengths boards on employers' own sites.
Results · Campaign to date
23K
CVs shredded
the campaign's own participation metric — each one a signup
~$0
blended candidate CAC
earned media replaced the media plan
4,105
matches made
312 placements; 11-day median courtship
38%
m/m employer growth
140 employers briefed; 9 white-label boards live
The category advertises handshakes. We ended a 500-year relationship.
The funeral for the CV
Why it should win
We made the world break up
with a piece of paper.
A truth everyone has performed, a film with no dialogue that travels every market, and a campaign the audience completes themselves — one shredded CV at a time.
Suitorly ♥ · Right person. Right place. Right fit.